The State of Euseb is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.28 billion Eusebians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Defense and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The powerhouse Eusebian economy, worth a remarkable 1,445 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,214 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 314,201 per year while the poor average 2,483, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Euseb's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Euseb is ranked 12,963^rd in the world and 36^th in State for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.23 percentage of bribes refused.