The Kingdom of EuroWesternCape is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.065 billion EuroWesternCapeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 17.2%.

The strong EuroWesternCapean economy, worth 748 trillion rand a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 49,697 rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

A popular EuroWesternCapean saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine', there's a bustling black market for vegetables, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, and a major religion has been named as EuroWesternCape's national religion. Crime is moderate. EuroWesternCape's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

EuroWesternCape is ranked 194,543^rd in the world and 38^th in matheo for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 309.36 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.