Population | 1.404 billion |
Capital | Node 7A |
Leader | the Board of Directors |
Currency | Credits |
Animal | Eurasian Black Vulture |
The Plutocracy of Eurasia Atlantic Corporation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Board of Directors with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.404 billion employees are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Node 7A. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Capitalist economy, worth 189 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 134,907 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 874,545 per year while the poor average 8,322, a ratio of 105 to 1.
Citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eurasia Atlantic Corporation's national animal is the Eurasian Black Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Eurasia Atlantic Corporation is ranked 24,054th in the world and 52nd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 252.08 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
- : Eurasia Atlantic Corporation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes and Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Capitalist restaurants.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, rumor has it that the Board of Directors has won three lotteries in a row.