The United Socialist States of Eullancer is a large, safe nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 141 million Eullancerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.3%.

The Eullancerian economy, worth 9.49 trillion Eshonisian rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,276 Eshonisian rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 200,035 per year while the poor average 17,739, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

The beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, throwing a sickie is a serious crime, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, and government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eullancer's national animal is the eagle.

Eullancer is ranked 86,801^st in the world and 32^nd in Aeternas for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 45,546.12 Standard Monetary Units.