The Holy Empire of Euclidya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Karl Belisarius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.764 billion Euclidyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asmârrakôth. The average income tax rate is 30.6%.

The strong Euclidyan economy, worth 132 trillion Carvas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,297 Carvas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", there's a hole in the heart of every Euclidyan city, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euclidya's national animal is the Serpent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bitarian Eoxism.

Euclidya is ranked 294,291^st in the world and 3^rd in HUNTERS for Nicest Citizens, with 1.3 average smiles per day.