The European Confederation of Estates Chellestai is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gvidanto with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and state-planned economy. The cynical population of 3.619 billion Chellestaites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fajrovilaĝo. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Chellestaite economy, worth 191 trillion Chellestaite Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 52,872 Chellestaite Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estates Chellestai's national animal is the White Lion and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Estates Chellestai is ranked 12,491^st in the world and 42^nd in Council of Asia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 112.52 on the Bus Surprisal Index.