The Unending Storm of Espearia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Spear with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.236 billion Espearians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Steam Group Chat. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Espearian economy, worth 505 trillion Spears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 96,589 Spears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is full of esquivalience, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other, and teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Espearia's national animal is the Silly Dogs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spearism.

Espearia is ranked 84,780^th in the world and 2^nd in Cools Established Barrier for Safest, scoring 89.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.