The United Socialist States of Eshonis is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 23 million Eshonisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Eshonisian economy, worth 1.22 trillion Eshonisian rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,052 Eshonisian rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, swings are banned for being a danger to children, and delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eshonis's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eshonis is ranked 71,409^th in the world and 215^th in The Frontier Sea for Fattest Citizens, with 12.41 Obesity Rate.