The Empire of Erno Rubik is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 3.759 billion Erno Rubikians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Erno Rubikian economy, worth 229 trillion Duckcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,166 Duckcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A major religion has been named as Erno Rubik's national religion, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Erno Rubik. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erno Rubik's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Erno Rubik is ranked 289,730^th in the world and 1^st in Cube for Highest Drug Use, scoring 24.09 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.