The Federation of Eripme Neropagnis is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 185 million Eripme Neropagnisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Eripme Neropagnisian economy, worth 7.68 trillion Srallod Naeropagnis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,495 Srallod Naeropagnis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Popular political cartoonists are thrown in jail for inciting dissent, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, and getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eripme Neropagnis's national animal is the Noilrem, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eripme Neropagnis is ranked 175,191^st in the world and 8^th in Infinite Crafts for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,003.74 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.