The People's Dictatorship of Equizur is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by DeSantis with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.381 billion Sinics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huabei. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Equizurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Renminbis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 257,245 Renminbis, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equizur's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Confucianism.

Equizur is ranked 2,198^th in the world and 1^st in United Democratic Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 141.8 law-abiding acts per hour.