The Republic of Equatorial Tobia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Otama-Jo Lobobo with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.824 billion Equatorial Tobians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dokata. The average income tax rate is 21.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Equatorial Tobian economy, worth 124 trillion Gonjas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,039 Gonjas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equatorial Tobia's national animal is the Dwarf Ostrich, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Cyanism.

Equatorial Tobia is ranked 160,299^th in the world and 81^st in Aceon for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 658.33 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.