The Lycan Queendom of Ephiny is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 21.139 billion Amazons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Queen Ephiny economy, worth 356 trillion Wolfmarks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,875 Wolfmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ephiny's national animal is the Wolf Cub, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ephiny is ranked 143,525^th in the world and 3^rd in The Kingdom of the Wolves for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 428.8 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.