The Nature Lovers of Environmentalists is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Environmentalist with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.295 billion Environmentalistsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nature. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Environmentalistsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,277 trillion leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 169,856 leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Environmentalists's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Environmentalists is ranked 154^th in the world and 1^st in The Environment for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 28,254.93 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.