The Republic of Enismoosoan is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.876 billion Enismoosoanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enismoosoanian economy, worth 714 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,863 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enismoosoan's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Enismoosoan is ranked 26,921^st in the world and 2,221^st in Two for Most Corrupt Governments, with 79.67 kickbacks per hour.