The Absolute Dictatorship of Engala is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Matt with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.199 billion Engalans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hebeglebegurk. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Engalan economy, worth an astonishing 15,994 trillion Spoons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 429,984 Spoons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cat memes without alt text are now illegal, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, suspicious locals close their doors leaving tourists to suffer the elements by themselves, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Engala's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mattism.

Engala is ranked 1,902^nd in the world and 1^st in Communists United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 146.81 law-abiding acts per hour.