The Armed Republic of Enclave Heartland Command is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 511 million True Americans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinker City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.1%.

The very strong Truly American economy, worth 43.1 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,436 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, the government spends billions to protect Enclave Heartland Command from a disaster that is one in a million, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enclave Heartland Command's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Enclave Heartland Command is ranked 190,598^th in the world and 79^th in Estalcia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 163.6 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.