The Free Land of Emo Cactus Wolf is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning Deer population. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.231 billion Emo Cactus Wolves enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Environment and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 21.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Emo Cactus Wolf economy, worth 602 trillion bones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,293 bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Emo Cactus Wolf's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emo Cactus Wolf is ranked 26,380^th in the world and 4^th in Resuscitation for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.1 percentage of bribes refused.