The Republic of Eminem is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.807 billion Eminemians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroit. The average income tax rate is 64.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eminemian economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,918 bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Eminemian ambassadors, end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eminem's national animal is the dough, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eminem is ranked 328,416^th in the world and 5^th in The Bronx for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -15.8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.