The District of Elliston is a behemoth, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 51.538 billion Listors are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ellistonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,636 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,969 aurums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 788,333 per year while the poor average 28,732, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, third world countries are rich in "I Love District City" t-shirts, the Laws of War require "enthusiastic consent" (Elliston has found 5 easter eggs), and hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elliston's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Elliston is ranked 77,433^rd in the world and 1^st in Elliston for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,838.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.