The State of Eleuthera Island is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.568 billion Eleuthera Islandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The very strong Eleuthera Islandian economy, worth 653 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 31,765 betales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,435 per year while the poor average 2,560, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Eleuthera Island flights to avoid the pay lavatories, there's a bright dawn ahead for Eleuthera Island, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eleuthera Island's national animal is the deer.

Eleuthera Island is ranked 183,160^th in the world and 6^th in the Bahamas for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.