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Most Rebellious Youth: 24,437th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT
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Elden Ring

Population4.474 billion

CurrencyDelta Eagle
AnimalKitsune

The Federal Republic of Elden Ring is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.474 billion Elden Ringians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 28.0%.

The Elden Ringian economy, worth 191 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 42,909 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elden Ring's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Elden Ring is ranked 147,869th in the world and 2nd in Alpha Corvus for Largest Populations, with 4.47 billion capita.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 24,437th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elden Ring was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Elden Ring was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Elden Ring, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Elden Ring, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Elden Ring, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Elden Ring, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
  • : Following new legislation in Elden Ring, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
  • : Following new legislation in Elden Ring, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
  • : Following new legislation in Elden Ring, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Elden Ring, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.

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