The Matriarchy of Eld Jinn is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.642 billion Eld Jinnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.3%.

The Eld Jinnian economy, worth 197 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 42,532 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eld Jinn's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eld Jinn is ranked 204,626^th in the world and 8^th in Vogsphere for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 766.13 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.