The Republic of Ejection is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 11.56 billion Ejectionians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 23.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Ejectionian economy, worth 327 trillion influences a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,330 influences, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejection's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Ejection is ranked 171,913^th in the world and 3,422^nd in The catholic military orders for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.28 on the Bus Surprisal Index.