The State of Eireasort is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.597 billion Eireasortians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, moralistic, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia Heights. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The Eireasortian economy, worth 782 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,443 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Eireasort has designated Columbia Heights as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Eireasort's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eireasort is ranked 268,940^th in the world and 12^th in Nevada for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.7 kickbacks per hour.