The Republic of Eilenaer is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning hawk population. The democratic population of 4.929 billion Eilenaerians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Eilenaerian economy, worth 135 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,533 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eilenaer's national animal is the hawk.

Eilenaer is ranked 172,746^th in the world and 1^st in Praffy taffy 1225 for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 450.45 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.