The Republic of Eigenvalues is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.621 billion Eigenvaluesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Eigenvaluesian economy, worth 521 trillion Duckcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,937 Duckcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 336,300 per year while the poor average 29,717, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eigenvalues's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eigenvalues is ranked 298,568^th in the world and 1,375^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.61 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.