The Republic of Eierpunsch is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning chicken population. The democratic population of 8.295 billion Eierpunschians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Eierpunschian economy, worth 247 trillion eggs a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,815 eggs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Eierpunsch's national animal is the chicken, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eierpunsch is ranked 171,886^th in the world and 3^rd in Eggnog for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.