The Kingdom of Ehfehe is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, devout population of 223 million Ehfeheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.6%.

The Ehfehean economy, worth 13.7 trillion rubols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 61,396 rubols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ehfehe's national animal is the kiwi.

Ehfehe is ranked 89,545^th in the world and 2^nd in Clone Saturn for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,060.79 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.