The Principality of Eghoo is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Michael Sloup with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.669 billion Eghooans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eghoo city. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eghooan economy, worth 811 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 143,197 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eghoo's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eghoo is ranked 6,696^th in the world and 15^th in Thaecia for Nicest Citizens, with 39.53 average smiles per day.