The Pink Holy Lucky of Eggsactly Eggsellent is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.564 billion Eggsactly Eggsellentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.5%.

The all-consuming Eggsactly Eggsellentian economy, worth 678 trillion Gold bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 79,218 Gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, and surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity. Crime is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eggsactly Eggsellent's national animal is the Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Eggsactly Eggsellent is ranked 272,829^th in the world and 12^th in Yecyma for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.03 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.