The Grand Duchy of Eggheadia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Sunnari Sider with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical population of 865 million Eggheadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scrambella. The average income tax rate is 18.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Eggheadian economy, worth 68.2 trillion E-Heads a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,861 E-Heads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming it smells like rain can land you in a storm of trouble, standard-issue infantry rifles now have carnations instead of bayonets, rumor has it Sunnari Sider has ass ears, and some say that Sunnari Sider can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eggheadia's national animal is the Eggzilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eggheadia is ranked 107,015^th in the world and 4^th in The Autistics for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 797.38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.