The Duds of Eggg Toaster is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Hopper Valli with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.48 billion Eggg Toasterians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bakun-on-the-Syde. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Eggg Toasterian economy, worth 634 trillion Slices a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,847 Slices, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,298 per year while the poor average 21,743, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Eggg Toasterians, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu, and 90% of active duty ETAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eggg Toaster's national animal is the Chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Eggg Toaster is ranked 138,741^st in the world and 46^th in The Dudlands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,287.01 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.