The Republic of Eehzore is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.802 billion Eehzoreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eehzorean economy, worth 978 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,863 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, the treehouse in Python Park is the tallest building in Eehzore, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eehzore's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eehzore is ranked 130,072^nd in the world and 349^th in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 38,843.22 Standard Monetary Units.