The Republic of Edmuelm Llann is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its burgeoning swan population. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.768 billion Edmuelm Llannians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong Edmuelm Llannian economy, worth 544 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 55,785 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem. Edmuelm Llann's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Edmuelm Llann is ranked 142,564^th in the world and 1^st in United Valhaven for Highest Average Incomes, with 55,785.35 Standard Monetary Units.