The Community of Ecru Lands is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lisa with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.224 billion Ecru Landsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wallace Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The all-consuming Ecru Landsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion Farthings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 92,158 Farthings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 281,097 per year while the poor average 23,434, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Diplomacy is a foreign concept to Ecru Landsians, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, and there have been reports of people marrying housepets. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ecru Lands's national animal is the Auroch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Natural Selection.

Ecru Lands is ranked 135,077^th in the world and 1^st in Bobbersonian palace for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,378.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.