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Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,086thLargest Retail Industry: 10,264thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,830th
The Free Land of
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Eco nomics

Population312 million

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEagle

The Free Land of Eco nomics is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 312 million Americans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.9%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 33.0 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 105,882 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eco nomics's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eco nomics is ranked 317,008th in the world and 16th in Economic Development Zone for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -7.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,086thLargest Retail Industry: 10,264thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,830thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,270thMost Secular: 18,824thMost Developed: 24,420thSmartest Citizens: 26,594th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eco nomics, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in Eco nomics, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in Eco nomics, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Eco nomics, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Eco nomics, tax returns detail how many games of slots each citizen will be able to play with their refund.
  • : Eco nomics's influence in Economic Development Zone fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in Eco nomics, the cloud has been dealt a fouled hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Eco nomics, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Eco nomics, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Eco nomics, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.

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