Population | 40.123 billion |
Capital | Siloportema |
Leader | the chancellor |
Faith | Black Guelph |
Currency | koban |
Animal | timber wolf |
The Federation of Ecalpa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the chancellor with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 40.123 billion Ecalpans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siloportema. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Ecalpan economy, worth a remarkable 9,838 trillion kobans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 245,198 kobans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 771,336 per year while the poor average 59,639, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.
International commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Ecalpa's national animal is the timber wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Black Guelph.
Ecalpa is ranked 6,556th in the world and 13th in The League for Highest Food Quality, scoring 189.11 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism.
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, t-shirts displaying a photo of the chancellor performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street.
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.