The Federal Republic of EAW is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 5.364 billion EAWians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.0%.

The EAWian economy, worth 257 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 48,004 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EAW's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

EAW is ranked 182,797^th in the world and 1^st in The fields of Marijuana for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.