The Holy Catholic Sepulcher of Easter Bonnets is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Peter Rabbit with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, devout population of 49.307 billion Bonnets are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basketville. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Easter Bonnetsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,818 trillion jelly beans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,887 jelly beans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, Peter Rabbit sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Easter Bonnets's national animal is the chocolate bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Easter Bonnets is ranked 186,596^th in the world and 7^th in Graveyard for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.