The Federation of Socialist States of Roblox is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate population of 463 million Socialist of Robloxians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Robloxia. The average income tax rate is 66.5%.

The thriving Socialist of Robloxian economy, worth 30.2 trillion Robloxias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,144 Robloxias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, Socialist of Robloxians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, and rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist States of Roblox's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Socialist States of Roblox is ranked 119,175^th in the world and 1,535^th in the Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 7.72 kickbacks per hour.