The Republic of Gorrealic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ik with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 3.202 billion Gorrealicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorrealic city. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gorrealician economy, worth 625 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 195,435 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers, and doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia. Crime is totally unknown. Gorrealic's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gorrealicy.

Gorrealic is ranked 140,102^nd in the world and 1,799^th in the Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.32 kickbacks per hour.