The Traitorous Wasteland of Bobogoobo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its hatred of cheese, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 36.439 billion Bobogoobo are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The enormous but inefficient Bobogoobo economy, worth a remarkable 1,885 trillion Francoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 51,737 Francoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, organ donation is compulsory, and the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobogoobo's national animal is the Jabberwock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bobogoobo is ranked 283,696^th in the world and 3,928^th in the Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.58 kickbacks per hour.