The Republic of Earoatmenatmohoh is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.603 billion Earoatmenatmohohians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Earoatmenatmohohian economy, worth 915 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,641 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

There's never enough space in space, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earoatmenatmohoh's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Earoatmenatmohoh is ranked 23,604^th in the world and 2,079^th in Two for Most Corrupt Governments, with 88.54 kickbacks per hour.