The Kingdom of Balkan Vojvodina is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Nikolas I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 13.209 billion Vojvodinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novi Sad. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vojvodinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,792 trillion Lulkas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,706 Lulkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, Vojvodinian doors require a Ph.D. to open, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime is almost non-existent. Balkan Vojvodina's national animal is the Eurasian Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Balkan Vojvodina is ranked 35,773^rd in the world and 7^th in New Western Atlantic for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.