The 5-star Pioneer Vanguard of E2 Texas is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Doctor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.101 billion E2 Texasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.9%.

The sizeable but inefficient E2 Texasian economy, worth 85.3 trillion ★★★★★s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,610 ★★★★★s, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. E2 Texas's national animal is the Lupo NOT CATGIRL, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Non-infected.

E2 Texas is ranked 262,801^st in the world and 13^th in Penguin Logistics for Highest Average Incomes, with 40,610.28 Standard Monetary Units.