The Queendom of E2 Nian is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 1.415 billion E2 Nianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped E2 Nianian economy, worth 37.3 trillion ★★★★★★s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 26,394 ★★★★★★s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of E2 Nian, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant E2 Nianians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. E2 Nian's national animal is the Sui, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

E2 Nian is ranked 123,123^rd in the world and 4^th in Sui for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,690.6 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.