The Dictatorship of DYNAOL is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 381 million DYNAOLians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE HOLE. The average income tax rate is 26.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The DYNAOLian economy, worth 18.6 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,744 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DYNAOL's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

DYNAOL is ranked 101,353^rd in the world and 1^st in I Will try to make this the longest name for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,976.62 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.