The Snarky Dude of Dudley Do-Right is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Mr Kite with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 22.103 billion Dudley Do-Rightians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dudley Do-Right City. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dudley Do-Rightian economy, worth a remarkable 3,088 trillion horses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,715 horses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rumor has it Mr Kite has ass ears, Dudley Do-Right is sometimes referred to as the global janitor, the government has the power to seize property at will, and seafood restaurants regularly receive complaints that the food is still moving. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dudley Do-Right's national animal is the Wooden nickle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Dudley Do-Right is ranked 11,671^st in the world and 1^st in the beatles for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,208 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.