
| Population | 6.819 billion |
| Capital | Buenos Aires |
| Leader | Dave |
| Faith | Cliodhna |
| Currency | dollar |
| Animal | kangaroo |
The Rogue Nation of DSN86 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dave with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 6.819 billion DSN86ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.
The frighteningly efficient DSN86ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,725 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 253,027 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.
Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSN86's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cliodhna.
DSN86 is ranked 96,798th in the world and 460th in Mikes Hope for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,437.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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DSN86, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
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DSN86 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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DSN86, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
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DSN86, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
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DSN86, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
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DSN86, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
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DSN86, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
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DSN86, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
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DSN86, DSN86's citizens often wander into each other's homes.
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DSN86, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.

















































